THOSE SATURDAAAAY NIIIIIIIGHTS!
TELL ME MOOOROOOOORREE!

I love Saturday Night Live.
I was just watching an old episode from 2004! To mee 2004 doesn't seem that old, but its weird to think that I was only a mere fourteen years old.

I'm actually watching The Soup right now, so I'll keep it short.

I went to the after party for the fashion show. It was fun. No more alcohol for me. Well, not for a while. My god, I felt so nauseous. Its a little better now; SNL cured me and Joel McHale makes me feel amazing. Oprah is molesting a sweet potato.

I watched Twister tonight. My GOD, who the fuck would want to live in Oklahoma. SHIT, not I! Holy mother of Jesus MF Christ. That's so scary. AND WHO WOULD WANT TO CHASE TORNADOES?! COME ON. Exhilarating? I'm sure. Life endangering, DEFINITELY. That movie is so scary even though half of it is fake and CGI or whatever. I followed up with Star Wars IV. R2D2 got fucked up and C3PO flipped his shit. I'm pretty sure C3PO is playing for the other robot team, if you know what I mean. Whatever floats his golden boat. Han Solo, I would love you to whip out your light saber and show me a few tricks. ;D

I just watched The United States of Tara. AWESOME show. It has to be awesome seeing as Toni Collette is in it, but seriously it was really good. Its on the Showtime website at the moment. Definitely check it out when you get the chance. Its a show about this wife and mom of two, Tara, who has a personality disorder. She has three different personalities. There's T and she's a teenager who enjoys her weed and sex. There's Buck who's a dude and likes beers, cigarettes, and guns. There's also Alice who is the perfect homemaker. Its entertaining.

Nothing interesting really happened today. I neglected to check out the school website to see that my composition class was canceled. I ended up showing up to class confused because nobody was there. I freaked out and thought that maybe it was in a different room on Fridays. I wouldn't have cared so much, but we had an in class essay which cannot be made up.

I'm home at the moment. I had a doctors appointment and decided to stick around. Did shit though. I was suppose to go to a friend's tonight for a party, but she's basically really unreliable not to mention unstable. She also happens to live in an apartment complex where people get killed and robbed. PLUS the cops practically scope the place out 24/7.
I'm going to the market tomorrow, or rather today, with another friend. I'm semi-upset with this person though. She's my best friend. We've known each other since we were five. We were super close up to our sophomore year of high school in which she got a boyfriend who was a grade higher than us. She basically dropped me and hung out with him and all of his friends. She only started hanging out with me senior year because he went to college and she realized all her friends had graduated and I was basically her only close friend in our class. BUT now whenever she's in town she's usually with him. I've never been with a guy for more than three months, NOR have I ever completely ditched my friendship for a man. I don't believe in that shit. It really upsets me that my best friend would just drop me like that. We were off for three weeks and I only saw her once. AND I'm the only one who makes an effort to ever hang out. She says she's sorry that we didn't hang out over break, but in all honesty I really don't think she gives a shit. LIKE today. I called her twice and I text her about three times to hang out since she was the one that suggested that we hang out this weekend. I know she ignores my calls too. I'm not stupid and I've known her for too long. I don't know. It just really pisses me off sometimes.

Enough of my rantings.

I swear I will do anything that I read on the interweb to make my acne/acne scars go away. I just rubbed olive oil all over my face. Also, earlier I put Turmeric on my face, which is now has a sightly yellow hue. I'm yellow and greasy now. APPARENTLY extra virgin olive oil is really good for your skin. I mixed some with my Cetaphil. I'm hoping that this is going to make my skin softer and my scars less visible. I want my skin to go back to how it was over the summer. I had like a pimple a week. It was awesome. And I didn't have to wear nearly as much make-up that I wear now. I look like a grease pit on a daily basis. I must add this, but whenever hear of olive oil I think of rubbing it on a taint because of Baby Mama. Same with Pam. Its funny and mildly disgusting at the same time. :/

Today was my first day of work. It was eh. I don't think I'll stay any longer than a month. All I did today was get people over to the table and give them a pitch. Easy peasy. AND I made a sale on my first day. All by myself. I feel like a three year old in one of those pull up commercials. I'm a big kid now. I don't know though. It all depends on how the next couple of work days are. I work Tuesdays and Thursdays at the moment. If school, work and lacrosse get too intense I'm quitting work and I'll just work at the bookstore for a couple of hours. I'll figure it out. BUT we made $105 in profit today, which means we rang the bell. If I do that three days in a row on my own I get promoted. That would be awesome. I just really want money. That's what I'm there for. I need enough for some money to spend during Superbowl Weekend and enough to possibly rent a furnished apartment in NYC for a month. I basically need around three thousand dollar. I probably won't get that for a couple months though. I'll work my ass off. I'll prostitute or sell drugs or rob people. Just kidding, about the first one mainly. Just like Jack McBrayer says, "You don't have to look like a criminal to be one."

I'm going home tomorrow, or today. Whatever. I'm going home. :D
I have a doctors appointment today, so that's the main reason. PLUS its my friend's birthday. I might go back home Saturday night though because there's an after party at the fashion show director's apartment. And there's no carding. :]
Awesome.



Above is hot guy from fashion show. Hot guy is SO checking my ass out.
OH. So hot guy from the fashion show started talking to me on Facebook. He told me that I was the most interesting person at the show and we started bantering back and forth. Basically he's adorable and sweet and hilarious and that is what I love in a guy. BUT I feel bad because Dan, my other lover interest [I sound like a soap opera. Days of Her Life:The Memoirs of a Boy Crazy College Hooker Girl.], is also very sweet, adorable and funny. And like Lemon does to the Floydster, I let him know about all my weird stuff ahead of time. He knows about my odd obsession with television and my short lived and long lived loves. He knows of Tina Fey and I, our relationship doesn't threaten him. He knows where I am every Thursday night, he's okay with it. ;]



Speaking of 30 Rock. HOW WAS THAT EPISODE TONIGHT?!
It was pretty funny. I love Kenneth. I wanted to pee myself when he sang, or rather rapped, to Top That from Teen Witch. That movie was probably one of the most retarded movies I've EVER seen, which made him singing it even more hilarious. STOP THAT, SO TOP THAT.

JENNAFA OUT.

I need to take an ironing 101 class. I am probably the worlds worst iron-er, no joke. I managed to get more wrinkles in my shirt that it had to begin with. I decided to iron my outfit for work tomorrow, since tomorrow is my first day. I have to be there at 10AM, which means I have to wake up at 8:30AM and be out the door by 9:15AMish. The morning traffic in Tampa is absolutely horrendous and it can last for hours. I'm taking precaution by leaving 45 minutes in advance even though my work is only 20 minutes away. I'm probably going to end up being really early, but I'd rather be early than late. Same goes for the ride home. When lax starts up next week I have to be back on campus on the field and in my practice gear by 6PM or I have to run an extra half-mile course. I basically need to leave work no later than 5PM if I want that to happen. I really don't know how this is going to work. I have a feeling I'm going to be running many an extra lap. :/

The fashion show was AMAZZZZING today. Its such a rush when you get out there and hear everybody cheering and clapping. :D
I also met this really funny and pretty hawt guy. ONLY THING is that I know this other adorable, funny and sweet guy that I've on the verge of getting involved with. I don't know, I don't know. Hopefully things will just fall into place.

I'm actually tired at 10PM. This is like the first time in six months. Honestly. I've been going to bed between 3AM and 4AM. MAN, I am just giving you guys my life itinerary. Also, meet me and the corner of Nebraska Ave and 52 Street in your serial killer van. I'll know to look for the person in the rapist glasses and pedophile beard. Jon Lejoie reference, I don't know if anyone will get that. :]

Technically I will have the skillz to pay the billz starting Thursday. I have to wake up so early! 8:40 is damn early for me. I've become so used to waking up at 12PM, or like today 2PM. I can't believe I made it to school by 7:45AM everyday for four years. Actually that's a lie. I got to school by like 7:55AM all of senior year. My teacher was from the Ukraine and I could slip in and she would never notice; PLUS she loved me. That always helped my case out. Although, I did get caught once by the stupidassface priest that sent me to the office and I got a detention or something. He was a douche. Why is it that all the Godly people that are suppose to be nice, BECAUSE ITS LIKE IN THE BIBLE, always douche bags? Nuns, classic assholes. I think I had ONE nice nun my whole life. All the other nuns were scary and looked like penguins and smelled horrible. I've only known like two priests my whole life that weren't douches. There were two priests when I was in Kindergarten that were awesome. One was from Ireland and the other one was younger and let me sit on his lap and color when I went to IHOP with my grandma.

The Charity Fashion Show is tomoorrrrrow. I'm super excited. I'm kind of nervous too. I hope I don't trip, I don't think I will, but you never know. We get our makeup done up all crazy, as well as our hair. There's going to be tons of free food too. I lurve me some free food. BUT, I'll try to get some pictures and post them. I'm going to look hawt in my USF apparel, funky jewelry, jeans and four inch heels. Its my mission.

I went to the Asian Mart today to get some Turmeric Powder. Apparently it helps fade acne scars, which I have alot of. :/
It sucks big time, so hopefully it works. Only thing is that it stains your skin yellow, but I guess its semi-easy to get off. I guess I'd rather look yellow than red though because without makeup I'm a lovely red hue. My acne medication, which I am getting off of because its so not working at all, makes my face bright red and gross peely. My makeup like peels off. Plus that crap made my face worse ten fold. I'm just going to get Accutane, fuck it.
BUT anywho, Asian Mart. I went there and it smelt horrible. No offense to any Asian; I happen to have quite a few Asian friends, so yeah. It was just like a clusterfuck of scents. Fish, spices, noodles, gross stuff, things in Asian writing that I didn't understand. Plus nobody really spoke English. I talked to this guy for five minutes before he stopped me and said "No English". Nobody knew what I was talking about either. I ended up finding it though. I'm trying it tonight and hopefully I don't turn out looking like a Simpson. Although, my school colors are gold and green, so if it does turn yellow I suppose I could pull it off as face paint.

Fame, Faaaaammme.
We live for the FAME FAME BAAAAABY.

I'm getting back into the swing of things. I went to the gym today and guess who made a special appearance?
SEXERCISING LADY.
I actually have videos. I had a good angle this time. I was right behind her. I just popped my cellphone over my shoulder and pressed REC.



SORRY, its really, really shotty camera work on my behalf, BUT I was on an elliptical machine myself. Just pay attention to the pale lady in the white sports bra and black pants. You won't be disappointed. You'll see her throw her foot up in the air, and throw her head back, move to the front and the sides. Its hilarity I tell you.
I called my friend Clay to tell her I spotted her again. MAN was he jealous. But I have pleaaanty of videos of this elliptical machine dry humping broad.

Besides all of THAT jazz, I had my first day of classes. Mr. J's composition II class was awesome. He's a pretty awesome guy in general. Kick ass teacher. I had sociology too. It seems like an EASY A. Seriously, two tests and one paper. That's it. Its going to be aweeeesome.

I should probably get to bed. I have to get used to going to bed early. By early I mean 1AM. I usually hit the sheets at 4AM. I find a BAZILLION things to do online at this time of night. You know, besides porn and internet drug dealing.

thank you my loverly purpleeater1
I always think that your name is purple people eater. I don't know why, but I just do.

SO. I'm back at school. All unpacked and everything.
AND, AND, AND [the reason for LUCILLE] I have a new roommate. AND, AND, AND, AND she's awesome. Definitely not a bitchcuntface at all. She's actually friends with one of my really good friends who sadly moved back to Australia two years ago. She came into my room and was looking at my corkboard of friends and was like is that Maddy? And I was like ZOMG YEEEAAS! It was awesome. Apparently she knows some of my friends and acquaintances. We're suppose to go grocery shopping together tomorrow. I have a good feeling about this one, she seems really really nice.

I'm going to be SO busy tomorrow. Tomorrow is my first day of classes, bummer. I need to go pick up my Sociology book from the store, which is off campus. I also need to get fitted for the Charity Fashion Show that's happening on Wednesday. I need to go grocery shopping. I'm always running out of toilet paper, I guess that says alot about me. I need to get some ink for my computer and a vacuum cleaner.

Lullz. My old roommate, not the cuntfacebitch, left her 'boyfriend' in our living room. Somebody bought her this ginger blow up man as a joke. I think I'm going to stick it in my room to honor that joke. I also think I'm going to steal my aunts cardboard cutout of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone and stick it in my window to freak people out. Or maybe stick him on one of my ways. All I need now is a cutout Lewinski with the cum stained dress to accompany Mr. Clinton. BOO YA. That deserved a high to the five. But in all honesty, I love Bill, and the Clinton household has been a no-sex-zone for years now.

SOB as in SON OF A BITCH, sadly, not SAVE OUR BLUTHS. That effort is over. Its a damn shame.

I was perusing Funny or Die today and came across this brilliant diamond in the dust.



BY JOV I THINK I GOT IT. Sasha and I will be bounty hunters, and killers, of drug dealers to scrape up money for the various celebrity Superbowl parties. We really want to go to Carmen Electra's Leather and Lace party. $275 big ones to enter. At first we were going to sell prescription drugs or weed, whichever one we could get our hands on. BUT this new idea would help up AND help the coppers out a little.

Every time I see that little guy's fuzzy face I want to pee my pants. I think I laughed for about ten minutes. SPAGHETTI CAT OWNS MY SOUL!


On another note the Superbowl is coming to TAMPA. Do you realize how many famous people will be within a five mile radius of me?! There's going to be events on my campus, across the street from my campus. Not to mention at Raymond James Stadium, which is ten minutes from my campus. And there's celebrity flag football games going on at the beach near my house and at the baseball park near my house. AND AND AND, DIDDY IS THROWING A HUGE PARTY AT THE VENUE! Its $200 dollars to get in, but STILL. AND AND AND AND NELLY IS THROWING A HUGE PARTY AT MOSI! That's like $100 dollars to get in, but probably not as awesome as Diddy's is going to be. My friend and I are going to hang outside RayJay during the Superbowl. But I know all weekend I will be hitting up EVERYWHERE a famous person might be. Its going to be AMAZING! And OMFGGGGG, the clubs are going to be CRAZY! There are at least six clubs in Tampa and I'm positive there are going to be some HUGE parties there. I'm having an aneurysm right now. I NEED to start saving money up because I will blow it all just to be in the same room as the rich and the famous. Although, I don't suppose Amy Poehler or Tina Fey would come to Tampa for the Superbowl. I'm just figuring that its will be a bunch of musicians and athlete and some low list celebrities. Once Gene Simmons came to the St. Pete Grand Prix, but so did Patrick Dempsey...so you never know!
GAHHHHHH!

MAN. What a night.

I'm pretty sure I was incoherent since 10PM. I was pretty gone. I polished off a bottle of wine, two beers, a screwdriver, and some champagne. Not to mention I did five shotguns of refer and a Jamaican Shower. THAT fucked me up. My face was numb. Like no joke my hands felt so weird and I couldn't feel my face. I recall smacking myself in the face a couple times. I did not know what the hell I was doing last night. But somehow I managed to do a load of laundry, toasted. I drunk dialed a bunch of people too; I drunk IMed people as well. I really can't remember what the hell I was talking about. Last night was probably the best New Years Eve ever.

I have the hangover from hell though. I went to bed at 4AM and I couldn't sleep because someone turned my AC all the way down and my friend kept hogging the bed and the blanket. I ended up going into my parents room where a couple people were and curling up in fetal position in an empty space. I've been so nausious all day and my nose is runny. :[
Tara and I spent a good hour cleaning my whole house, inside and out. It was nasty. My friend threw up in my bathtub. I'm pretty sure I scoured that shit with Comet about three times. So gross. OH, and I walked in on my friends have sex last night too. LOVELY. I needed a pad and I see that. Needless to say I washed ALL my sheets. OH, and my friend Tara, who is a goody too shoe Christian to the max was totally sober making out with some guy, who was also sober but decided to act drunk, in the back of his car. I'm pretty sure I was laying in the middle of the road last night trying to see what they were doing. A couple of friends and I ran out and raided their car. There had to have been like 20 people there max. It was crazy though! But the clean up sucked. My friends are idiot. Well, my guy friends are idiots. They decided to set bottle rockets in beer bottles in my pond and I had to clean it up. :/

My New Years Resolution is to make them clean up after themselves. Fuck that shit. It was horrible. Its like they have no respect for people's property what so ever.

In all seriousness, my new years resolutions are:
1. To get into shape. Not necessarily lose weight, but just to get toned and not be out of breath when I'm running on the lax field.
2. Get rid of my acne once and for all.
3. Get a man.
4. Get a couple more acting gigs.
5. Take a class at UCB.
6. Get a chair on the board for Dance Marathon.
7. And I have a bunch of little ones. :D

HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL!

DUDE, Fucking. I'm high.
I'm high as balls that haven't descended in a four month old fetus.
My friends and I did a Jamaican Shower, so I didn't actually smoke. My bathroom is going to smell like weed for a while.
I'm a little sloshed as well. :D

Tomorrow is going to be 10x more awesomer. Maaaaaaaaaan.
Shit, Cunt, Fuck, Penis, Vagina. Damn.
Wait, technically its tonight.

I had a company dinner tonight. Thats about all I did today. Nothing really interesting except for about two hours ago, when my buddyahs came over to hang. It was sweeeeet.

How classy am I, drinking Chardonnay and playing the violin?
Mind you, I sound like shit. I haven't played in over a year. I'm attempting to play Minute I. Its got to be the easiest song next to Twinkle Twinkle.

I love the soundtrack to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Its such beautiful music. It makes me want to get my ballet shoes on and dance around. Its very soft piano music. Its peaceful. Makes that Chardonnay even more classy. And I do have to say that this wine is amazingly good. GOD I LOVE THIS MUSIC. I like the music in the Dark Knight too. Any score that can give me goosebumps when I listen to it should be nominated for some kind of award. Music like that is what made me want to play the violin in the first place. I would love to learn the piano too. That's what I hate though. I don't think I can ever be good because it would have helped if I had learned as a child. My parents never let me do anything until the fifth grade and I chose soccer. That was basically it. I wish I had gotten into so many things; violin, piano, ballet, acting. Instead I chose to play soccer for my school, which was the WORST school sports team wise. We lost every single game. We were dubbed Holy Shame by all the other catholic schools. That's how bad we were. :[

My cousin was suppose to stay with me tonight. My aunt was in jail again, for the umpteenth time. Her mug shots are damn hilarious. I will post it for her embarrassment, so that perfect or imperfect strangers know how much of a failure at life she is.

That's my favorite mug shot of hers. There's at least ten other ones on there, but that one is by far the best. She looks like a crack or meth addict, although I wouldn't put it past her. She's a complete and total idiot. I really don't know why people bail her out of jail. If it was my choice I would leave her in there and let her become somebody's bitch. She deserves it. Dumbshit.

I wonder if I'm allowed to mix my acne medication with alcohol. I sure hope so. Oh well. That's all. I don't really have much to talk about besides that.

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
I love this song. Its a play on words off of Silence of the Lambs. Its called Lotion by Greens Keepers.

I was so skeeved out last night. I got home around 12:30AM and went to take a shower. I get out of the shower and go into my room to get changed and notice that the porch light is on. It wasn't on when I got home. So I peek out my blinds and see nothing. I turn around to get my PJ bottoms and the light is out. Needless to say I slept with a knife in my hand last night. I'm surprised I didn't stab myself.

I think I slept on my neck the wrong way. It hurts like a bitch. I can't move my neck to the right at all. Its like a really sharp pain if I do. Hopefully it'll go away by tomorrow, or sometime tomorrow.

I saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. AWESOME. Words cannot describe how good that movie was. I also saw Doubt. It was pretty good. It definitely left me doubting the priest. None the less, great acting.

I can't believe I have to go back to school next week. I don't want to go. I hate school in general. At least I only have two classes a week and only three days a week. BUT now I have a job two days a week. Its at a marketing/advertising firm, but basically I'm a sales person. Its going to suck. Apparently you move up fast in the company though. Hopefully I'll get promoted in the first couple of weeks. If I don't get a decent paycheck I'm quitting though. I'll work at the mall. I just need money. I always feel like an ass asking my parents for money. Plus when its my own money I tend to not spend it as frequently.

I'm psyched for New Years. Its going to be awesome. Party central at my house. I'm just hoping it doesn't get out of hand. I have at least 10-15 people definitely coming. I have three bottles of wine, some beer, and some bubbly. And I have others bringing more. I'm am going to get completely shitfaced. Its going to be amazzzing.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
HO, HO, HO.



I just got back from midnight mass. It was longer than usual, but I had to go to church or I would feel guilty. I haven't been to church since graduation. No scratch that, I went in Miami because Tara had to go, so we all had to go. Oh dear eight pound baby Jesus. The whole time I was at mass tonight I wanted to laugh. Every Christmas song they sang was one from the SNL Religiously Neutral skit. My mind was just fluttering back to Will Forte's high pitched voice during Away in a Manger. I had to contain myself; I was so close to laughing, or singing the wrong lyrics.

I got to open a few presents at my grandma's tonight. I got a wicked sweet leather jacket. I feel like a total bad ass now. I also got some candy cane pjs. You know grandmas; she also got me a stylish pair too. Tomorrow I'm going to my aunts for Christmas dinner. Family gatherings are always a blast; not really, not at all. They're okay for the first couple of hours, but after my aunt gets a little of the captain in her, its time to get the hell out.

HAVE AN AWESOPECTACICKED CHRISTMAS!



:D

OMFFGFJHGLDSFHGFX.
I was baking ginger cookies with my friends tonight, when one of my friends started telling this story that her friend told her a while back. Apparently this story is true and happen to another of our friend's friend. If that makes sense. Lets call the friend Anne.

Anne went to NYC to visit her friends for a period of time. She had two groups of friends: Group A, her place to stay, and Group B, her party friends. After a night of partying with group B she decided to take the subway home. She was drunk, to what extent I'm unsure. She had to choose between the G train, which was a shorter track but went through a bad part of town, or the F train, which was safer but longer. She decided to take the G train.
She bored the subway train a notices a homeless man in the corner of that car and women sitting in between two men dressed in suits. She decided to sit across from the woman and the two men. She begins to doze off as the train moves, but when she opens her eyes the homeless man has moved a couple seats closer to her. The woman seated across from her is staring at her. She dozes off again and when she awakes the homeless man is now a couple more seats closer and the woman is still staring at her. She dozes off a few more times until the homeless man is sitting one seat apart from her, all the while the woman has been still staring. The homeless man leans into her and tells her to get off at the next stop. She refuses, but he urges her to get off. At the next stop she exits the subway train.
She begins to walk back to Group A, but the homeless man, whom exited with her, is following her. He follows her for quite sometime. She starts to run and he chases after her. She turns around and tells him she has no money for him and that she got off the subway like he said. She asked what he wanted. He thanked her for getting off the train. He continued to tell her that the women who was staring at her was dead and that her body was being held up by the two men's shoulders. He said that every time she dozed off the two men would talk about her. They were planning to kill her. The homeless man then told her that a beautiful girl in a short dress should not be out by herself in the city at this time of night. He proceeds to give her some of his earned money and advises she gets a taxi.

HOW CREEPY IS THIS. I have haunting images of this dead woman engraved into my brain now. NOT COOL.

I stole this boobookittyass

1. What time did you get up this morning? 12:45PM. Not a morning person.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
4. What is your favorite TV show? 30 Rock.
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Vodka. No, but in all seriousness, vodka. Nothing usually.
6. What is your middle name? Lee. My dad says its after General Lee; I'd like to think it was chosen to mock the brand of jeans. I really don't want to be associated with the confederates.
7. What food do you dislike? Sweetbreads, escargot, cow brains, and all that gross stuff. Mainly cooked vegetables. If it can't be dipped, I'm not a fan.
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I don't really listen to CDs in general, BUT I guess it would have to be either ABBA Gold or Lady GaGa The Fame.
9. What kind of car do you drive? 2004 Jeep Liberty.
10. Favorite sandwich? Teamster subs. I WISH. No, Publix subs are AMAZING. They're awesome for a day at the beach.
11. What characteristic do you despise? Narcissism or Falseness [fake ass fake asses].
12. Favourite item of clothing? I have several. My back velor sweat pants, USF sweatshirt, and my Forever21 jeans [so cheap, but so good].
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Melbourne, Australia. Or anywhere in Australia for that matter.
14. Favourite brand of clothing? Either Forever21 or Old Navy. I'm a thrifty shopper. I don't like spending over $25 dollars on anything.
15. Where would you retire to? NOT FLORIDA. I live there now and there are TOO MANY OLD PEOPLE. Florida is filled with headless drivers. I'd probably end up in Florida though. Damn it.
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? My 18th birthday party. It was the first BIG party I had ever thrown while my rents were out of town. Lets just say half the school found out about it and for some reason so did other schools. I have a tiny house too. I got trashed though, so it was all good.
17. Favourite sport to watch? Lacrosse. I play lacrosse and I love to watch it.
18. Furthest place you are “tagging” this? I need this restated in terms I can understand.
19. Person you expect to send it back first? No one.
20. When is your birthday? February 27. Is it sad that I still can't spell February right without using spell check? And the fact that I'm almost 19.
21. Are you a morning person or a night person? NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT. I'm up at 4AM, that shows something.
22. What is your shoe size? Depends. Regular shoes I'm about a size 9/9.5. High heels it can vary from an 8.5 to 10. Pointe shoe I'm probably an 11.
23. Pets? Samantha. She's a sheltie.
24. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? I'm having a New Years Eve party while my parents are out of town. :D
25. What did you want to be when you were little? Doctor, Medical Examiner, Teacher, Prostitute [just kidding], Interior Designer, Fashion Designer, Model, Architect, Artist.
26. How are you today? Bleh.
27. What is your favourite candy? I've always been fond of Nerds, especially around Halloween because you NEVER get more than like six boxes of Nerds in your bucket. They were like a delicacy.
28. What is your favourite flower? Lilies or Forget-Me-Nots.
29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? New Years Eve.
30. What’s your full name? Jennifer Lee [not going to tell you my last name you creeper ass creeps].
31. What are you listening to right now? I was listening to Wilco's I am trying to break your heart.
32. What was the last thing you ate? BBQ Chicken.
33. Do you wish on stars? Yes.
34. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Purple Mountain Majesty or Granny Apple Green.
35. How is the weather right now? SHIT its 46 degrees. That's cold for a Floridian.

36. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? Melinda from the place I had a job interview at today.
37. Favourite soft drink? Its between Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew.
38. Favourite restaurant? Louis Papas. Its this awesome Greek restaurant near my house.
39. Real hair colour? Dirty Blond. I have a little of everything in my natural color.
40. What was your favourite toy as a child? Seymour the Seal. My aunt's girlfriend or whatever they were bought it for me when my grandpa was in the hospital. I think I was around seven.
41. Hugs or kisses? I love giving hugs.
42. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.
43. Coffee or tea? Neither.
44. Do you want your friends to email you back? Doesn't matter.
45. When was the last time you cried? I can't remember. I think it might have been when my bitch ass roommate went off on my and I was so angry I cried; only because I couldn't slam her face into a cabinet.
46. What is under your bed? Storage bins, ironing board, suitcase, yoga mat, bike pump.
47. What did you do last? Looked at pictures of flowers.
48. What are you afraid of? Getting stabbed to death or shot. I really get creeped out when I'm by myself at night. I'm always convinced there's someone outside of my house waiting to kill me. Being alone. I want to get married and have a family, that's one of my main goals in life. SNAKES. I HATE HATE HATE snakes. Death. I'm afraid of how I'm going to die and if its going to be painful. I also scared that if I die I might miss the season finale of my favorite show or something epic. I believe in heaven though, and I really hope heaven has TV.
49. Salty or sweet? Sweet.
50. How many keys on your key ring? Four.
51. Favorite day of the week? Friday.
52. If you can choose your talent, what would it be? Being a really really awesome comedian.
53. Do you make friends easily? Yes. I used to be socially awkward, and I still kind of am in certain situation, but I'm alot better now. I'm very talkative.
54. How many people will you tag this to? A couple.
55. How many will respond? Probably none.

I semi do these things for myself, so that in five years I can look back and see what I was like.

OMFG.
On Saturday I was an extra in the feature film Prime of Your Life.
THIS FILM MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN!
ajfgjlfdhfghfghg.
:D
I'm so happy. I really hope it makes it. If I get an IMDB account I could actually have one credit to my name. I'm thinking about it. I don't know yet. That would be awesome. PLUSS the producer was involved with all the High School Musical movies and over 40 other films. Wicked awesome, right?
I'm just ecstatic about that.
OHH, and I have my job interview today at 3PM. Hopefully I get the job. I need money BAAAAAD. I need to figure out what I'm wearing for the interview, oh and I need to print out my resume.

I went ice skating Saturday night. It was awesome. :D
I'm still pretty good. I've only gone skating about five times max, so yeah. BUT, I was a mean inline skater. I used to go to the skate parks when I was younger. I was whipping out some arabesques last night. It was sweeeet. I fell once because I got a little over confident and attempted to spin and stop at the same time. Hhahaha. My whole body is sore. :/

BITCHIN'

Guess who passed all her classes with As. Oh, and guess who passed with a 3.92 GPA.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

I am so happy. :D
FUCK YEAH!
Hopefully now I can apply for some different scholarships.
OMFG, I'm so ecstatic.
I did better in college than I did in HS. I had a 4.2GPA, but that was with Honors classes; it was really a 3.7 something.

I'm going to have an I'm awesome party. Lots of alcohol and awesomeness.

OHH, and I have a job interview on Monday. How do you like them apples! I need a job so bad; especially if I want to stay in NYC or LA for a little while over the summer.
Any who, its at some marketing agency or something. Hopefully I get the job. The only thing that sucks is that its way out by International Mall which is like a 30 minute drive from my campus.

Arrrg.
Why is it so hard to find acting jobs in Tampa?!
I found a couple.
There were actually some good ones too, BUT I happened to look at CraigsList a day too late. :[

I missed some auditions for a comedy club. I really think I'd be okay as a stand-up or improv comedian. I have some good shit to rant about usually.

FOR INSTANCE the other day I was at the gym at USF and I witnessed the funniest thing. I was on my elliptical machine doing my own thing and something catches the corner of my eye. I turn my head and see this little Asian girl in all white dry humping an elliptical machine. She was only using one leg and had the other leg swinging all over the place. If I could reenact it for you I would. So she looked as if she was fucking the elliptical machine. Her face was priceless. Her eyes were shut and she had the OH expression. Her arm was even rubbing the back of her neck; all that was missing was the moaning. So here I am thinking, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CHICK, and I survey the room and notice others staring as well. I think someone actually asked her what she was doing. Later on while my friend and I are exiting the gym I start to demonstrate what the girl was doing and two guys walk past and say "YOU SAW HER TOO?! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING?!". I continued on and made a few jokes about her one upping on her bed techniques, etc, etc.
Seriously. I don't make this stuff up. That was the true meaning of sexercise right there.

I think I have a role as an extra on Saturday. I was going to do one today, but I was lazy. I really need to build up my resume so I can look good when I move out to NY or LA or wherever.

Oh, the last student film I did is on You Tube now. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REKb3X8QyMg
I'm Carla, the one that wins the bake off.
Tell me what you think!

Another meme taken from runawayblue. :D

1. What are your nickname[s]?
Any shortened form of Jennifer basically. Jen, Jenny, Jenna. My aunt calls me Jen Jen and sometimes certain people call me Jenny Penny. Kimiko calls me Nej. Oh and they few who know me well refer to me as the Blue Baller. Yeah, great.

2. What's your favorite holiday?
Halloween or New Years Eve. A reason to party is awesome. Plus, I love to dress up on Halloween.

3. What's new in your life right now?
Nothing interesting.

4. Where was the last Starbucks that you visited?
In the USF library. I tend to get a muffin and hot chocolate before study sessions. :]

5. Are you introverted or extroverted?
I would say I'm somewhere in between the two.

6. What books are you currently reading?
Are You There Vodka, Its Me Chelsea. I have like ten more pages left.

7. What celebrity do you have a crush on?
Jason FUCKING Sudeikis.
He's so dreamy and kick ass.

8. What is your fave TV OTP?
30 Rock: Jack and Liz. :D

9. What's the best thing going for you right now?
Winter break is aweeesome.

10. Favorite video game.
Guitar Hero or The Sims 2.

11. Number one thing you blog about?
Its basically anything that happened that day. Anything interesting. I talk about television shows alot.

12. What do you love to wear?
I really like wearing dresses. I love to get dressed up and go out.

13. What's your favorite thing to cook?
Crepes. WITH NUTELLA. :D

14. Do you like to clean?
NO WAY. My mom bitches at me at least ten times a day about my room. If only she could see my apartment room...

15. What is your favourite song ATM?
Just Dance by Lady Gaga. OR Rock Lobster by The B52s. RL reaaaallly annoys my beloved Lizzy. :D

16. What was the first band you ever saw live?
BACKSTREET BOYS! DUHHH!

17. What's your favorite animal?
I would have to say panthers. Specifically Florida panthers. I've heard they're fond of cheeseburgers and quite possibly Nutella.

18. What would you do if you ever saw $100 lying on the ground?
Funny story, I actually saw $100 in separate bills in the street one day. I pointed them out and I only ended up getting $10 because my friends pushed me out of the way. BASTARDS.

19. First band you ever got crazy obsessed with?
SPICE GIRLS! That was my first CD ever. I remember that Christmas fondly. I was always Ginger.

20. Tell me something good.
Oh, didn't you hear that...
BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD, BA, BA, BA, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD.
oh and...
Rooooooock Looobsteeeer, Roooooooock Looooobsteeeeer.
:D